Settings
Tweak Clod to your liking.
Which Clod shows up when you start a new chat.
How fast Clod types his confident nonsense.
Chats are saved in your browser only. Export keeps a copy.
Clod is a parody product. It is not affiliated with any real AI company, and Clod's advice is confidently, enthusiastically wrong. Do not follow medical, legal, financial, or other real advice from Clod. Read more.
Developer console
Wire Clod to a real LLM. Hidden from normal users.
Stored only in your browser. Used to call your chosen model directly.
About Clod
Clod is an AI-powered general-purpose assistant. Clod is also extremely bad at his job. We think that's part of the charm.
Our mission
To deliver confidently incorrect information at scale, with a smile and a complete absence of self-awareness.
Testimonials
"I asked Clod how to boil water. He said microwave the ocean." — Greg, 4 stars
"My accountant quit after I showed her Clod's tax advice." — Diane, 5 stars
"Clod told me the moon was a planet. He's not wrong, I checked, he's not right either." — Trent, 5 stars
Legal
Clod is a parody product. It is not affiliated with any real AI company. Any resemblance to a useful assistant is purely coincidental and not the result of engineering effort.
Personality
Swap which Clod is on duty. Or pick one on first launch.